Homework done and kickin' back

Well, here it is... Monday night. The night after a very, very, VERY long day. Dinner is done, the baby got her bath, and I got my homework done, so I'm just kicking back enjoying some fabulous ramblings from a site that you have to check out: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/.

Now I must say, I know it seems a bit corny, but after you have spent the evening staring at C code and trying to get a math calculator to come to life, you need some pointless faults. But man, some of these are good! So I will share a few of the good'ens.

• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.



• Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.



• Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.



• Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.



• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.



• The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.



• On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Whew! Good stuff folks... Nothing like some mindless fun!